Douwe Bob in The Dog's Bollocks!

Finally, a Dutchman with a good entry at the Eurovision Song Contest and someone who also enjoys drinking Hooghoudt gin. Right. We quite like Douwe Bob!

Things went excellently in the Eurovision semi-final, and this coming Saturday he gets to compete for the title in Stockholm! We thought, we have to do something with this! That’s why we are broadcasting the final live! We aren't participating this summer anyway, so treat it all like a European Championship: orange outfit on, face painted, you know the drill. We’re treating you to scarves, heaps of Swedish meatballs, and gallons of Premium Jenever to get you in the mood. Who’s in!?

Eurovision Song Contest Final on Saturday, May 14, 2016, from 21:00 to 23:00.

Photo: via The Dog’s Bollocks